• Goofy Baby Vampire Earrings | Wooden Ornate Frame, Funny Bookish Jewelry
  • Goofy Baby Vampire Earrings | Wooden Ornate Frame, Funny Bookish Jewelry
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Goofy Baby Vampire Earrings | Wooden Ornate Frame, Funny Bookish Jewelry

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If you know, you know—and you can't unsee it.

These hilariously iconic earrings feature the legendary CGI baby from that unforgettable fantasy finale—the one that launched a thousand memes and became the internet's favorite uncanny valley moment. Framed in beautifully detailed ornate wooden settings, these earrings give full "Victorian portrait of your immortal child" energy. They're perfectly weird, wonderfully bookish, and guaranteed to spark knowing smiles from fellow fans.

Perfect for:

  • Fans of that iconic vampire romance saga
  • Meme lovers and internet culture enthusiasts
  • BookTok and Bookstagram content creators
  • Gifts for friends who appreciate campy movie moments
  • Anyone who loves hilariously cursed bookish jewelry
  • Readers who embrace the chaotic side of fandom

Details:

  • Ornate wooden frame design
  • Lightweight for all-day comfort (approx. 2" in length)
  • Hypoallergenic hooks (nickel-free)

These conversation-starting earrings are perfect for book club, fandom meetups, or anytime you want to celebrate the beautifully bizarre moments that make us love our favorite stories—CGI nightmares and all.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, passionate debates about CGI choices, and spontaneous reenactments of iconic scenes. Immortality not included.